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Crypto Breaches, Couture Hacks, and the Undead
Another week in the cyber-verse
🧠 CyberFact of the Week:
Did you know? The average data breach in 2024 cost companies $4.45 million, the highest it’s ever been, according to IBM’s annual Cost of a Data Breach report. Expensive mistakes are in fashion.

📬 This Week’s Clickables
🧨 Big News: Christian Dior gets breached and Coinbase leaks go way back
🔥 Can’t Miss: AI shakes up the C-suite and agentic AI comes for your job
👀 Might Have Missed: Cyber insurance booms and VW’s CEO gets called out
🧙 Strange Story: Ticketmaster breach leads to chaos and scalping 2.0
🧨 Big Cybersecurity News
👜 Dior Breached: Luxury Meets Leakage
The Intro: The world of haute couture just got hacked. Christian Dior’s reputation took a hit this week—not for fashion, but for faltering firewalls.
What Happened: Christian Dior Couture confirmed a cyberattack that exposed select customer data. While the full scope is still under investigation, immediate action was taken to secure the systems.
Why It’s Important: Luxury brands are high-value targets, and this breach underscores that cybercriminals don’t just chase cash—they chase cachet.
The Other Side: Some argue the brand's quick public acknowledgment was a strategic PR move, meant to bolster customer trust amid rising data concerns.
The Takeaway: Opulence requires operational security. Even silk gloves can’t patch a firewall.
TL;DR: Dior joined the breached elite. Fashion fades, but cyber risk is forever.
More Reading: Insurance Journal, BoF, InfoSecurity
🪙 Coinbase's Cold Reality
The Intro: Coinbase, where your crypto lives—unless hackers have the keys.
What Happened: Hackers reportedly had prolonged access to Coinbase customer data since January, including some of the most sensitive account info.
Why It’s Important: The breach calls into question the resilience of security protocols at one of the largest crypto exchanges in the world.
The Other Side: Coinbase says fewer than 1% of accounts were compromised and that funds remained secure—but for privacy advocates, that’s cold comfort.
The Takeaway: When your bank is also your blockchain wallet, you’d better believe hackers are watching.
TL;DR: Hackers went full crypto whisperer, accessing sensitive Coinbase data for months.
More Reading: Reuters, DarkReading
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🔥 Can’t Miss This Week
CFOs Under Pressure to Adopt AI: Finance leaders are navigating AI’s rising tide—sometimes with floaties.
Agentic AI Moves From Pilot to Production: The bots aren’t coming—they’re already running things.
U.S. Government Invests $20M in AI for Cyber Defense: Federal budget allocates funds for AI in cybersecurity.
Meta Expands Its Bug Bounty Program: More bounties, more bugs, and hopefully fewer breaches.
AI Deepfake Ads Target Indian Election: A masterclass in AI deception, with real-world political consequences.
Okta Launches Identity Threat Detection: Okta's new tool promises to sniff out identity-based threats before they bite.
👀 Might Have Missed
Cyber Insurance Market Grows: Global cyber insurance market is expected to reach $16.3 billion in 2025.
Canada Introduces New Privacy Bill: Bill C-26 aims to protect critical cyber infrastructure in Canada.
Hackers Exploit Cisco ASA Firewalls: Cisco reports attacks on ASA and FTD devices to implant malware.
New AI Tool Spots Social Engineering Tactics: AI tools enhance the detection of phishing and social engineering attacks.
🧟♂️ Strange Cyber Story of the Week
🧟♂️ Your Smart Devices Are Undead... and Dangerous
The Intro:
Your old smart thermostat may still keep your home cozy, but under the surface? It's a security time bomb. Meet the “zombie” devices—gadgets that are very much alive, but have lost their protection.
What Happened:
A new report reveals that many aging smart devices—like early-generation Nest products—are no longer receiving security updates, yet still chug along on home networks. These unsupported devices are now being targeted in botnet and crypto-mining campaigns.
Why It’s Important:
As the Internet of Things continues to spread, so do the risks. These forgotten gadgets can quietly expose home and business networks to bad actors without the owner ever knowing.
The Other Side:
Manufacturers say consumers are notified about product end-of-life timelines—but how many people really track firmware notices on a smart plug they bought five years ago?
The Takeaway:
Just because your smart device still works doesn’t mean it’s safe. Think twice before handing the keys to your network over to a digital zombie.
TL;DR:
Old smart devices that haven’t been updated are becoming cyber vulnerabilities. Time to check if your thermostat is plotting against you.
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